NOW YOU KNOW WHY SATAN IS BAD!!! FUNNY

ALONG CAME SATIN                               article by:  James Thomas Fridas
                                        
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I read this a while back and thought that you would get a kick out of this humor, ironic and funny at the same time!!!

In the beginning, God created the Heaven & the Earth 

& populated the Earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach,

green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds so that 

man would live long & healthy lives.

Then using God's great gifts, Satan created Ben & Jerry's 

ice cream & Krispy Cream donuts. And Satan said, 

"You want chocolate with that?" And man said, "Yes!"

And woman said, "And as long as you're at it, add some

sprinkles." And they gained 10 pounds, and Satan smiled.

And God created the healthful yogurt that woman might 

keep the figure that man found so fair. And satan brought

forth white flour & sugar & combined them. And woman 

went from a size 6 to a size 14.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad." And Satan 

presented Thousand-island dressing, buttery croutons 

and garlic toast on the side. And man & woman had to

get bigger belts.

God then said, "I've sent you heart heart healthy 

vegetables & olive oil in which to cook them." 

And Satan brought forth deep fried fish & chicken 

fried steak so big it needed its own platter. And man 

gained weight & his cholesterol went through the roof.

God created a light fluffy white cake and named it 

"Angel Food Cake," and said, "it is good." Satan

then created chocolate cake & named it "Devils 

Food."

God then brought forth running shoes so that His 

children might lose those extra pounds. And Satan

gave them cable TV with a remote control so that 

man would not have to toil changing the channels.

And man & woman laughed before the flickering 

blue light and gained pounds.

God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat 

and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled 

off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy center 

into chips and deep fried them. And man gained 

pounds.

God then gave them lean beef so man might

consume fewer calories and still satisfy his 

appetite. And Satan created McDonald's 

and its 99 cent double cheeseburger. Then 

said, "you want fries with that?" And man said,

"yes, and super size them!" And Satan said, 

"it is good." And man went into cardiac arrest....

God sighed & created quadruple bypass surgery.

Then Satan created the Obama healthcare system.

Amen

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